Ummmm... What?!

My watch battery died yesterday. After work today I went to the nearest mall in the suburbs to get the battery replaced. When I got to the watch store, they told me that it would take about 15-20 minutes to replace the battery. So I went into H & M, figuring that I could waste time trying on clothes.

So I walk in and decide to take the shopping a little more seriously, since there were a whole lot sale signs saying "Buy One Get One Free." As I'm walking around, the woman behind the counter asks me if she can help me. I tell her no, I'm just looking. She says, "OK. I just wanted to let you know that our kids' clothes are also buy one, get one free."

Completely in shock, I just smiled and nodded. What I really wanted to do was yell "Does it LOOK like I have kids????"

I officially feel like an old spinster.